What is love? (Number 2)

Husband: I got you a present!

Wife: Really?! What?!

Husband: Look in my bag.

Wife:
(opens bag and pulls out two containers of yoghurt)
Yoghurt?
Quick help me get off my bra!
(said with eye brow raised)
You bought this?

Husband: Nah, they were handing them out for free at the train station.

Wife: Right.

Husband: That's love baby. You love yoghurt!

Gayest saying ever...

Husband: Baby, can you go check if the pasta is Andrew Denton?

Wife: What does that mean?

Husband: It means al dente

Wife: Rrrrriiiigggghhhhttttt.

Mascara

There is nothing more suspensful than watching a woman putting of her mascara on a Sydney bus.

What is love?

Love; is your husband scrolling through all of the comedy programs for the week on Foxtel to put in a reminder for We Can Be Heroes on Thursday evening. Just because you don't want to miss it.

Biro

Have you ever picked up a biro and put it in your mouth, and then noticed that someone had already chewed it?

Very eewwwww!