Spinach

Husband: *bbbuuurrrrppppp*

Wife: Ewwww! Did you just fart?

Husband: No, I burped.

Wife: It smells like fart.

Husband: It tastes like spinach

Tips

Ashlee Simpson needs to get some tips from this kid.

For any woman who has ever dated a nerd

This video is for anyone who has ever dated a nerd, it is fantastic.

Bat for Lashes

That Bunny is Scary!

(Found via Dooce)

Biro

Have you ever picked up a biro and put it in your mouth, and then noticed that someone had already chewed it?

Very eewwwww!

Fuyija Miyagi

This song is coolio, and so is the vid!

(Found through Dooce)

Springy

A woman ran past me today, she had very springy legs.

Has it been a month already?

Wow, I have been really, really slack lately with the ole blog. But I promise itt has all been for a good cause, well maybe not good, but productive. I have literally been working my butt of recently, so much that I have not had a spare moment to really look after myself or do anything that I really care about. Like maintain this blog.

There have been many times I have wanted to write, especially when I have seen and experienced all the strange things that constantly happen to me here in Sydney. Below are a few of the interesting things that I have experienced lately:

• Our car window was smashed
• A person Od'd in the park accross from our building
• I saw a dead body on the street
• A person was bashed with an iron pole two streets away from our house
• This morning at 3am a man was sitting on our bonnet and throwing a giant knife into the wall accross from our apartment repeatedly
• We are thinking about moving

Apart from all of these less than desirable things life has been good. Yes, I have been working a lot but it has been great work, exciting projects, inspiring and creative. I am really proud of the work I have been producing lately, I have really been on the top of my game, and have been having a ball.

Have a good one! I am off to bed to prep for a big day with the ladies over from Perth. Have just stuffed myself with roast beef, steamed vege's and gelato. Mmmm gelato.

Not written in a while

Apologies for the lack of writing as late, we have been a bit busy over here. The day after my last post was out wedding anniversary (Yay!), we had a lovely evening together, dinner, drinks, gifts etc. Since then we have had family staying with us, and have been busily going out on big walks, dinner and other fabulous outings around Sydney. Whilst still working our little behinds of at work. We have a break for a couple of days now, and then we have some more family coming to stay for a few more days.

The conslusion to make here is that I may in fact not be writing much over the next week either. Will do my best to juggle and fit it in.

I can't sew

I really can't sew. I have dabbled in a bit of sewing here and there, and I used to dabble in a bit of knitting when I was a kid. But this morning I only emphasised the fact that I can't sew anything to pefection, not even a button onto my trench.

See above left for the example of how a button should be sewed, then see the middle and right panel of the image to see how a button should not be sewed onto a trench. (I think you can guess which one was mine) I can't even be trusted to hem my own pants! I just picked up three pairs of pants from the alterations shop, where they reduced the leg length for me. All that was required there was a sew in a straight line. I didn't even attempt those, too much sewing.

I just straightened my hair like a pro, that's gotta count for something, doesn't matter so much that a gal can't sew.

Mermaid...it's what's for dinner

Haa haa haa, check this out!