(Warning: if you are offended by people using the Lord's name in vain, do not read this post. Also if you don't like insects any where near cheeseburgers.)
Person A
Hey guess what?
I have the grossest story.
Trauma central!
I was at the gym Tuesday night, and I just changed into my exercise gear that I got off the line that morning. Anyway, all of a sudden, I feel this sting in my undies
Person B
Jesus!!
Person A
I rushed to the toilet and there was a HUGE black beetle biting me!
I freaked!
Person B
Holy sh*t!
Person A
Almost vomited
Person B
Was it in your hamburger???
LOL
You know what I mean by hamburger right??
Person A
Haa haa haa, you're funny, and yes!
I was traumatised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person B
Oh my god!!!!!
Person A
I got shivers, up my spine.
Person B
That’s horrible!! I would have died!!!!
Person A
It must have come in from off the line.
Person B
I had a bug in my hair near my forehead today and I freaked
Ooops its actually cheeseburger, care of dooce:
“Most Anticipated Moment of 2003: When the ultrasound technician pointed at the monitor and said, “See that cheeseburger? That means it’s a girl.”
“My husband’s most memorable quote of 2003: “You’re going to have to teach our daughter about her cheeseburger.”
Person A
Haa haa haa haa haa haa haa aha, cheeseburger, haa haa haa.
Person B
Lol, cause it looks like a cheeseburger!
Person A
Oh my god, man, beetles freak me out!
I couldn't believe it.
I get chills just thinking about it.
Person B
You are going to have a whole cheeseburger/beetle complex now.
That sh*t is scary!
I would have cried.
Person A
Yeah, I almost dry retched
Person B
Oh god, that’s horrible, you poor thing. You will be scarred for life.
Person A
Oh well.
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