Husband: I got you a present!
Wife: Really?! What?!
Husband: Look in my bag.
Wife:
(opens bag and pulls out two containers of yoghurt)
Yoghurt?
Quick help me get off my bra!
(said with eye brow raised)
You bought this?
Husband: Nah, they were handing them out for free at the train station.
Wife: Right.
Husband: That's love baby. You love yoghurt!
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Loved your Scrubs quote that you plucked out for your yogurt offering!
But it was free!! Nothing better than Free Love in a convenient sized tub!
My "what is love?" story:
My boyfriend put one of his much loved transformer figurines on my study desk...Bumblebee's brother apparently...and said it was to prevent Decepticons from distracting me from my study. That's love too!
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