Monday, July 16, 2007

What is love? (Number 2)

Husband: I got you a present!

Wife: Really?! What?!

Husband: Look in my bag.

(opens bag and pulls out two containers of yoghurt)

Quick help me get off my bra!
(said with eye brow raised)

You bought this?

Husband: Nah, they were handing them out for free at the train station.

Wife: Right.

Husband: That's love baby. You love yoghurt!

Friday, July 13, 2007

Gayest saying ever...

Husband: Baby, can you go check if the pasta is Andrew Denton?

Wife: What does that mean?

Husband: It means al dente

Wife: Rrrrriiiigggghhhhttttt.

Thursday, July 12, 2007


There is nothing more suspensful than watching a woman putting of her mascara on a Sydney bus.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

What is love?

Love; is your husband scrolling through all of the comedy programs for the week on Foxtel to put in a reminder for We Can Be Heroes on Thursday evening. Just because you don't want to miss it.

Friday, July 06, 2007


Have you ever picked up a biro and put it in your mouth, and then noticed that someone had already chewed it?

Very eewwwww!