Husband: I got you a present!
Wife: Really?! What?!
Husband: Look in my bag.
(opens bag and pulls out two containers of yoghurt)
Quick help me get off my bra!
(said with eye brow raised)
You bought this?
Husband: Nah, they were handing them out for free at the train station.
Husband: That's love baby. You love yoghurt!