(Wife stands at the deli in Woolies and orders some ham)
(Husband pulls out the mobile phone and calls wife)
Husband: Hey guess what?!!
Husband: I just saw this dude with a "I Love you long time" t-shirt. (side splitting laughter)
Wife: Haa haa haa, that shirt is craaazzyyy! (side splitting laughter, whilst deli man looks bemused)
Husband: Ok, that will be all. I am going to buy a doughnut.
Wife: (breathlessly) Ok, I am in Woolies when you're ready.
This is what marriage is all about *wink