Wife: Honey, I need to get some action tonight.
Husband: Yeah, why's that?
Wife: Well, last night I had a dream that I made out with an old Russian man.
Wife: Yeah, I have been freaking out about it all day. I think it was because they had that Apec summary about Vladimir Putin.
Husband: Vladimir Putin! Eeewwww!
Wife: Yeah, very eeeewwww!