Husband: Did you hear that car slide?
Husband: It think I just heard that car slide!
Husband: Yeah. Unless it was you blowing your nose. Did you?
Wife: No. Why is that relevant?
Husband: Cause your nose blowing sounds like a car sliding.
Wife: (*explodes into ecstatic laughter) That is the funniest thing I have ever heard! I had no idea that you paid so much attention to my nose blowing.
Husband: Well I do. The car definitely slid then.